| For Smart People Only
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Below
are four questions and a bonus question.
You have to answer
them instantly. You can't take your time.
Answer all of them
immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you
really are.
Ready? GO!!! (Scroll
down)
First
Question:
You are participating in a
race.
You overtake the second person.
What position
are you in?
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Answer:
If you answered that you are first,
you are absolutely
wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his
place,
you are
second!
Try not to
make a mistake in the next question.
To
answer the second question, don't take as much time as
you
took for the first
question.
Second
Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you
are...?
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Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last,
you are wrong
again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST
person?
You're not very good at
this! Are you?
Third
Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This
must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or
a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40
to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now
add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
What is the
total?
Scroll down for
answer.
Did
you get 5000?
The
correct answer is actually
4100.
Don't
believe it? Check with your
calculator!
Maybe you will get
the last question right?
Fourth
Question:
Mary's father has five
daughters:
1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.Nini, 4. Nono.
What is
the name of the fifth
daughter?
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Answer:
Nunu? NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary. Read the question
again.
Okay, now the bonus
round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a
toothbrush.
By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth,
he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the
purchase is done.
There is a blind man who wishes to
buy a pair of sunglasses,
how should he express
himself?
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down
Answer:
He just has to open his mouth and ask, so
simple.
KEEP THIS GOING TO
FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
I got this from twincuzO...i thought it was hilarious. i
only got 1 out of the 5 questions right haha. (ill make a real update
entry later when im not so busy/lazy) so how smart are YOU? 
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| all work and no play makes susan go crazy 
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| "FINALS: Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit"
- quoted from connie who quoted from angeli
LOL this is sooo true...now its time to cram our asses off this week. i
really should have gone to class. that would prolly help a lot right
now... i just took my bio final. and like
lindas said before "...*takes a SHARP knife and stabs BIO* die bio
die!" but only this time, *stabs much more repeatedly!* just to
make sure haha. well anyways, i'm gonna be a nerd at the library if you
need me (until thursday).
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| [copied from favorite ]
go to www.lighttounite.com , click on the globe where you live, and choose the reason
you want them to make a donation and they will donate $1 to HIV/AIDS
research. its only tonight, tell people.
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| I am FAT! When I got out of the car going back to Davis, guess what happened? my button from my jeans popped off!!
I told Linda and she just laughed at me. So I picked up the button from
the floor and pushed it back into my pants. Then, I go to the trunk and
as i BENT over...my button popped again and ricocheted off my car and onto the floor.
*SOBS* So before anybody even says anything about themselves being fat,
please think back carefully as to whether or not this has happened to
you. And if not, don't talk to me...until your button pops off and ricochets off something else and onto the floor!
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